Eavesdropping on Facebook: “In 12 years, I’ll be 100 years old.”

“Someone else is going to have to buy you a cake, because I’ll be long gone by then.”

Eavesdropping on Facebook:

Female work colleague (cringing, with hands shaking): “Just looking at you makes my eyes hurt.”

Me: “I’ve heard that many times before, even without the pink eye.”

If you are a fan of Judi’s House, now’s the time to help this fine organization started by former Broncos quarterback Brian Griese, by voting in the Vail Ski Challenge.

Ten worthy groups — including Concerts for Kids, Craig Hospital and the Denver Public Schools Foundation — are vying for a $250,000 donation from Vail resorts and all you have to do is visit the Vail Ski Challenge Facebook page.

You can vote for the organization that helps children and families who are grieving the death of a loved one find hope and healing within themselves. Griese started Judi’s House to honor his mother, who died when he was 12 years old.

Every vote earns Judi’s House $2.50 and it gets 2,000 votes, Griese has promised to get out the retired Broncos uniform and ski wearing his helmet, pads, the whole thing. Who doesn’t want to see that?

You can vote daily until the challenge ends April 11.

Eavesdropping on Denver Post sports columnist Benjamin Hochman on Twitter: “People keep asking me who won the Carmelo trade. The answer, of course, is La La.”

La La Anthony (Facebook photo)

Eavesdropping on a man on Facebook: “My Olympic moment from Sochi: Watching a beautiful Russian figure skater perform, with ice jumps and spins, my wife said, ‘Man, she’s a spinner.’

“To which I replied: ‘Yep, exactly what I was thinking!'”

Eavesdropping on a man’s Facebook post: “I just watched my Facebook movie. I want my money back.”

Eavesdropping on a woman on Facebook talking about her daughter: “Eliza fell and scraped her knee. As I cuddled her, I asked if she wanted some ice to help the pain. With giant tears rolling down her cheeks she said, ‘No, I want prosciutto.’ We are definitely raising a good little Italian.”

Eavesdropping on David Wells’ Facebook page: “My next child born is going to be named ‘Omaha Hurry Hurry Smokey Left’  Wells.”

Eavesdropping on Andrew Hudson’s Facebook page: “New job on AH jobs list! Governor, state of New Jersey.”