Eavesdropping on two people: “Oh so you like jazz? Name three of your favorites.” “That’s easy, Miles Davis, Lance Armstrong and The Loneliest Monk.” “You mean Lance “Satchmo” Armstrong?” “Well duh!” “And the Loneliest Monk, you mean Thelonious Monk?” “No, he goes by the Loneliest Monk.”
Eavesdropping on a woman in line behind another woman at Starbucks: “She told me that I smell good, and asked the name of the fragrance I’m wearing. My reply? ‘Eau de RTD’.”
Eavesdropping on a man: “I have RLS. Restless Life Syndrome.”
Eavesdropping on a man on Facebook: “My Olympic moment from Sochi: Watching a beautiful Russian figure skater perform, with ice jumps and spins, my wife said, ‘Man, she’s a spinner.’
“To which I replied: ‘Yep, exactly what I was thinking!'”
Eavesdropping on a man’s Facebook post: “I just watched my Facebook movie. I want my money back.”
Eavesdropping on Facebook (courtesy of former Rocky Mountain News cartoonist Drew Litton):
“Breaking News: The Broncos have hired Dr. Phil for obvious reasons.”
(Photo courtesy of drphil.com)
Eavesdropping on Andrew Hudson‘s Facebook page:
“New job on AH jobs list! Offense, Defense and Special Teams, Denver Broncos.”
Eavesdropping on practically everybody in Colorado: “Go Broncos!”
Eavesdropping on a ‘tween conversation on Twitter: “That’s far away.”
“How far?”
“Like, outside of Boulder.”
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