Eavesdropping at a writers’ conference at the Hyatt last weekend: “It’s so exciting to shop for pot.”
Laugh line: Today’s eavesdropping
Eavesdropping on a father in the car correcting his daughter’s grammar: “Don’t be such an Atticus, Dad.”
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Eavesdropping on a woman to a man, about what to her friend in the hospital.
Woman: “Why don’t we take her a framed picture of her dogs?”
Man: “Uh, I think she knows what they look like.”
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Eavesdropping on a woman and a man: Woman, holding a block of cheese: “There’s no cheese in the refrigerator that’s not frozen.”
Man walks to refrigerator, pulls out Ziploc bag with provolone and cheddar cheese: “Here it is. What are you, a man?”
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Eavesdropping on two women: “So what is turning 60 all about?”
“How to get an exit strategy.”
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Eavesdropping on a man: “My goal is to be the person that my dog thinks I am!”
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Eavesdropping on two women discussing a Steve Winwood concert: “I used to think Steve Winwood was cute, but then he got all wrinkled and old.”
“They all do.”
“Not Mick Jagger.”
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Eavesdropping on a woman: “Quitting at the right time isn’t quitting, it’s changing direction.”
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Eavesdropping on a man in his late 50s at a local bar who was carded by the bartender: “What, am I too old?”
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