Eavesdropping on a woman discussing marijuana on Twitter: “The last thing I need is
something that gives me the munchies.”

Eavesdropping on a man posting on Facebook: My favorite exchange of the year with my daughter: “Oh my gosh! Julia, did you poop in your bath?”
“No dad, that’s just my toy seal. Sure looks like poop though.”

Eavesdropping on a woman: “If you can’t say anything nice, get away from me!”

Eavesdropping on a Facebook post: “Cover letter just received from applicant: ‘I just graduated from college four days ago, and I have always wanted to live in a Pacific Northwest state like Colorado.'”

Eavesdropping on a man after his friends all gave their free advice on avoiding the flu: “Thank you again to all who helped me fight off this flu bug last night; there was no way I’m going to be sick on my birthday! From the suggestions on Facebook, last night, I ate kimchi, Kefir, kombucha, Vitamin D, EmergenC, oscillococcinum, apple cider vinegar, bat’s livers, and toad lungs. OK, the last two are made up!”

Eavesdropping on a female Broncos fan before Thursday’s loss to San Diego: “We are going to the game tonight. Should be fun but cold!  Look for us on TV. We’ll be the ones in orange.”

Eavesdropping on two men during the Colorado Wine luncheon: “How did you get into wine producing?”

“Drinking.”

Eavesdropping on a woman: “Dear Santa, for this year I’m requesting a fat bank account and a small body. And don’t get them mixed like you did last year!”

Eavesdropping on a man: “Biked to Denver Botanic Gardens at Chatfield; (it) was like biking in Vermont. Not that I’ve ever biked in Vermont, but very pretty, and stopped for an Old Mill Pilsner in the Old Mill Brewery in Old Town Littleton … and after biking 45 miles, I’m feeling old myself.”