Eavesdropping on two women lunching at Tony’s Market on Broadway: “I’ve had a lot of fun in bathrooms over the years.”

Eavesdropping on an unemployed man: “The best days are when its warm enough to wear the same sweats indoors and out.”

Eavesdropping on a woman at the Bar Method Cherry Creek: “I  always wanted to have a  ballet dancer’s body, but it is just not in the cards for me.”

Eavesdropping on Facebook: “Slim pickings at Costco today. They were handing out samples of gluten-free Special K (no milk) and canned beets. How am I supposed to make a meal out of that?”

Eavesdropping to a husband and wife discussing going to the movies: “Where’s ‘Selma’?”

“Alabama.”

Eavesdropping on two unemployed people: “What did you do today?”

“I took a shower.”

“I made the bed.”

“High five!”

Eavesdropping on an unemployed man to an unemployed female friend over coffee at Panera Bread on Capitol Hill: “Well, we’d better get going. ‘Ellen’s’ on in three hours.”

Eavesdropping on a man talking about corporate phrases  that would not work at home:
“Having a sit-down dinner with the whole family on Sunday night really improves our ecosystem.”

Eavesdropping Facebook: “Next time somebody says they’re playing with a chip on their shoulder, take it off, dip it in salsa and give it back.”