The 9 Best Dirty Jokes of All Time

About 2018 minutes later, a thoroughly nasty Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father, "Dad! The Twist! It's called the Twist!

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The wife says "what did he say".

The husband turns to the wife and says the customs officer wants to pick where we are going. He then tells the officer that we are going to Florida. The customs officer now asks how long they were going to Florida for.