“I have a really small frame, it’s just the fat that’s hiding it.”
Eavesdropping on a man riding a new scooter
“That’s the most fun you can have with your pants on.”
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Eavesdropping on a 50-something woman trying on low-cut jeans
“Who in the hell puts pants down here?”
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Eavesdropping on a woman at the Rockies invite-only home-opener picnic
“There’s still hope for us if we have a 49-year-old pitcher. See if he’s single.”
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