Laugh line: Today’s eavesdropping

Eavesdropping on “John’s” Facebook post: “In a long line at Snarf’s, two guys in front of me tell the guy at the register their name is John. I see where this is going: Order mayhem. It’s my turn. He asks my name. I say, ‘Greg.’ Dude gives me a once-over and says, ‘Hmmm. You don’t look like a Greg.'”