Laugh line: Today’s eavesdropping

Eavesdropping on a woman talking about a conversation with her boyfriend about her manicure before a backpacking/camping trip: “Steve always makes funny comments about the nail polish color since OPI has interesting names like Monsooner or Later, Dutch Tulips, Coca-Cola Red, etc. When I got home with newly painted red toenails he said, ‘Is that Alpine Rescue Red?'”